Oscar Throwdown!

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Here is a list of my (thoroughly!) snarky Oscars comments on Twitter tonight!:

 • If I ever get to the #Oscars I am going to make sure: When they ask "What are you wearing?" I'm gonna say with pride, K-Mart!

 • #Oscars Trivia Tidbit: This year, the show's orchestra played from the @CapitolRecords Building. Next year, it'll be from the South Pole!

 • This Just In: "Argo" falls under intense scrutiny when it's found out that mission never happened! Oops. #Oscars #DontYouHateWhenThatHappens

 • Next year, #Oscars Best Picture nominees will be expanded from nine films to every film released! Yes, even "The Last Exorcism - Part XXIV!"

 • Daniel Day-Lewis, with one joke, proves to be funnier than a whole night of Seth MacFarlane! DD-L wins! Again! :-) #Oscars

 • Hey! Thanks #Oscars for giving away the ending of #Flight to those who haven't seen it yet! Uh, #Spoiler Alert?

 • After the latest crowd shot, just to recap, Kristin Stewart looks reallllllllly out of it! #Oscars #KStew

 • World trying to recover from the shock that #Adele wins the newly-named Of-Course-Adele-Was-Going-to-Win-Silly-Person #Oscar for Best Song!

 • Regarding "Life of Pi" winning Best Score, CGI Tiger in the movie wins Best CGI Tiger #Oscar ! Well done. It was a tight race!

 • #Adele is fine and all, but Shirley #Bassey won the #Bond #Oscar sing-off handily!

 • In a surprise move, 20th Century-Fox hires the #Oscars student filmmakers to do the next #DieHard ! Hey, why the @$%# not?

 • John Williams is reaping in royalties tonight with the endless playing of his #Jaws theme as the official #Oscars get-the-&#$%-off music!

 • It's official! The talking puppet #Ted gives the night's best #Oscar performance! Take that DeNiro and fellow "actors!"

 • If this were "Farm Film Report and Celebrity Blow-Up," Hudson's song would be "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Exploding!" #Oscars #SCTV

 • Time to start predictions for next year's #Oscars ! "A Good Day to #DieHard " anyone? Thought not!

 • Wow! Could #ABC pump the volume any higher during the commercials? Heavens! #Oscars

 • Shirley #Bassey makes the #Oscars almost seem classy! You go girl! Note to you young songstresses! See if you can do this in a few decades!

 • Agreed that the "Life of Pi" VFX winners getting music'ed off was thoroughly ignorant! Their VFX house went bankrupt. C'mon! #Oscars

 • Ah! The awkward, uncomfortable #Oscars award introductions start with Paul Rudd and Melissa McCarthy. Ouch!

 • Debating whether MacFarlane's sock-puppet #Flight version was better than Denzel's! #Oscars

 • Kristin #Chenoweth on that #Oscar pre-show looked like she was going to disappear! Hopefully she won't have evaporated before the end!

 • The #Oscars Pre-Game Show (i.e. The Red Carpet Arrivals) on #ABC was kind of like watching "The View" with actors walking in!